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If you can't be good, be careful!

If you can't be good, be careful!

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My momma always said... "If you can't be good, be careful". That was right before Pop went out for some smokes and never came back. But I'm doing just fine now!

• Unisex, fits like a t-shirt
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
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